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Sunday, September 9, 2007

New Hampshire


NOTE: This was posted earlier on the web page of Fred Thompson for President website. I am cross-posting blogs because … well, just because.

If you came in late, I am a paid consultant to the Fred Thompson campaign.

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On Saturday night, we flew into Portsmouth, New Hampshire just after a huge storm had blown through. And when I say “a huge storm” I mean “A HUGE STORM!”

It blew trees over and blew two fully loaded hay wagons about four feet driving the tongue of the wagon through the side of a car. It blew over tents and soaked just about everyone at the Chili Cookoff which was a fundraiser for the Republican Women’s organization.

Remember, this is New Hampshire. Home of the first-in-the-nation primary. Also the site of the most recent debate which Fred missed because he happened to have been on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.

There had been much handwringing among the national punditry class about the blow to New Hampshire’s pride that miss had been, and how voters in New Hampshire would surely punish Fred for the slight.

Undaunted we hopped in the bus and drove over to the farm where the event was being held and saw that the 200-or-so people who had hidden out in the barn for Fred Thompson to arrive poured out to greed Fred, and when he hopped up on the stage in a steady drizzle the voters (who, remember, were going to punish Fred) rallied ‘round the stage to listen.

I wondered whether this campaign was going to go up in a blizzard of white sparks and a cloud of blue smoke as Fred was electrocuted by the rain hitting his wireless microphone but, in the end, it all worked fine.

After the speech, while Fred shook hands and posed for pictures, I drifted around to listen to reporters looking for someone who hated the speech and whose support for Gov. Romney or Mayor Giuliani or Sen. McCain had only been increased after listening to Fred.

One reporter, rather than asking “what did you think of the speech?” asked: “Don’t you think he is missing his opportunities by not having more red meat in his speech?”

The man the reporter was talking to, an actual voter from New Hampshire, said that he thought the speech was just fine and, further, while he hadn’t made up his mind, he was now leaning toward Fred.

Unable to stop myself, I dove into the conversation.

“First,” I said to the reporter, “you are requiring Thomson to reach a standard which (a) you, not this man, set and (b) doesn’t make any sense in the first place.”

“Look at all the people who waited through the storm to see him,” I said waiting until he actually turned around to look. “And they’re STILL here,” I said noting how many were swarming around Fred.

“You guys complain (I didn’t actually say “complain” but this is a family blog) about candidates who speak in sound bites and bumper strips. Then when a candidate comes and gives you 20 minutes of substance you tell me you’re looking for someone wearing a red nose and clown hair.”

“You can’t have it both ways.”

I doubt that I made that reporter throw away his “Hillary for President” card, but he agreed with me.

I was hoping for a headline in the Sunday Portsmouth paper which read: “Thompson Takes NH by Storm” but while the story was a fair representation, the headline didn’t reach my standard.

Rich

5 Comments:

Rubicon said...

You comments about the "reporter" really hit the nail on the head. Just as the leading Democrat candidates have already decided the report to be delivered by General Petraeus & Amb. Crocker is whatever they want it to be, many in the mainstream media have decided Republican candidates are what they want them to be. And they have decided the Republican message is harshly conservative, punitively anti-tax, & not close to representative of the "real" America, they want us to think it is.
Most of America tires of the predetermined viewpoint, the already decided position paper, that reporters are now delivering to America on a daily basis.
Iraq is a mess & in fact, those advising the Pres screwed up royally. Now "America' must fix that. But, surrendering is still not the right thing to do for Iraq or us.
Just keep on giving us your birds-eye view with none of the hate filled rhetoric we have been hearing for what seems like years now, and we can get Fred elected.

September 9, 2007 10:11 PM  
Sarah said...

your comment to that reporter was genius hahaha you made me wake the baby up laughing! woohoo! keep the laughs coming :)

Sarah

September 10, 2007 10:30 PM  
Roger said...

So as a "paid" SENIOR advisor to theThompson Presidential campaign, how often do you now get to sleep in your own bed and check in with the Mullings Director of Standards and Practices"? I don't think most people consider what a grind campaigning must be. ARARAR

September 11, 2007 6:14 AM  
Anonymous said...

EXCLUSIVE: Advance Copy of the Democratic National Convention Agenda

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention (DuNce) for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 to 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer & worship. Jessie Jackson & Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15-8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding--Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free the Terrorist Rally, Presented by Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--Harry "Realestate" Reid.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free the freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay by Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers,by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals, by John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Corronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

September 11, 2007 7:10 PM  
Anonymous said...

Rich you have no idea how much we view the MSM with disdain and hatred now that their demolib bias is all out there for we the 30 year decieved to see.
Hope you nail the aircard theif(later post reference), it's one of them or their little minions.
I wish a group of rednecks they've been hating on for decades would show up and kick every one of them into the tarmac, then declare why on their sat cam uplink before smashing them and storming off through the fields in their pickups.
That would be the best news the USA got in the last 15 years.
Oh well, if Hollywood was right wing it would be a movie already.

September 29, 2007 12:11 PM  

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