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The Education of George W. Bush

Wednesday January 24, 2001


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  • TITLE: "The Education of George W. Buch" The President led off his policy parade with an education policy statement.

  • "(MSS) Hillary would have missed …" Hillary was on the plane with Bill from Washington, DC to New York City following his 12 hour departure ceremony from Andrews Air Force Base on Saturday. She no longer commands Air Force jets to fly her back and forth so she would have had to hop a cab from JFK to LaGuardia, wait for a shuttle, fly back to DCA, cab into the Capital (fighting traffic like the rest of us) scurried to the floor and voted. MSS Hillary does not scurry.

  • "Mitch Daniels …" Mitch has a wonderful background. He was the chief of staff to at least one Mayor, one Senator, deputy chief of staff to one President, the head of a think tank, and an executive of Eli Lilly.

  • "…amusingly oxymoronic …" An oxymoron is a phrase with two seemingly opposites: Jumbo shrimp is a popular example.

  • "…Roswell, New Mexico …" Roswell is the alleged site of a UFO crash in the 1940's. Conspiracy theorists hold that a secret site in Roswell is where the U.S. government houses the remains of the craft.

  • "Or Klaatu." Klaatu, played by Michael Rennie, was the name of the alien who visited our planet in the famous 1951 movie, "The Day the Earth Stood Still." Here is Klaatu's closing speech:

    I am leaving soon and you'll forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure. Now this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly.

    Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen we created a race of robots.

    Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first signs of violence they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk.

    The result is we live in peace without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war, free to pursue more profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works.

    I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration.

    We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

  • Mullings' Catchy Caption of the Day:

    "A New York model shows off the new
    'Former-President's Uniform' being
    considered by Bill Clinton."

    -- AP Photo


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