Mullfoto of the Day

OK. So, you understand. I want this to be a classy event. My daughter is the most important thing in my life. I'm paying for first class, I want first class.

Catchy Caption of the Day

Actual Caption:

Wall of Rich White Crooks Still Features Perv

This is on the wall of the Palm Restaurant in Washington.

I want it noted for the record that I am one of the Rich White Crooks; not the Perv.

(Washington Enquirer)