Good authors, too, who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, Anything Goes.

Genius.

Mullfoto of the Day

So, this is why neither the Mullings Director of Standards & Practices nor The Lad will travel with me.

When I got to the Greenbrier, I was hungry. I saw this and went in and asked if they had salmon croquettes. They looked at me like I had grown a hand out of my forehead.

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Catchy Caption of the Day

Actual Caption:

Competitors wearing little but their underwear smile and cheer as they finish the ninth annual Underpants Run, Thursday, in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii.

Aw, man! Why do I find out about these things too late? I JUST bought new underwear.

Boxers, if you're keeping score.

(AP/Elaine Thompson)