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A Tale of Two Pities

Wednesday February 7, 2001



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  • TITLE: "A Tale of Two Pities" A silly pun on the Chuck Dickens novel, "A Tale of Two Cities" which begins:
    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

    Which is writing you don't get much of any more - including that sentence.

  • "�REAL newspapers �" Even REAL newspapers', and real television networks' web sites have cut back on staff recently.

  • "�News organizations overseeing �" The Dems, of course, have seized on this to try and revive the "Al-Gore-Won-George-W.-Bush-Lost-Fight-Fight-Fight" cheer.

  • Mullings' Catchy Caption of the Day:

    "Dammit Logan, get in step!"
    -- Reuters Photo


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